my dad said that this knife he was looking at was too thin and i said ‘all the better to slit throats with’ and he didn’t even react
he said that he’s used to hearing my satanic homicidal remarks
stid: the summary (non-benedict edition)
ADMIT IT SPOCK YOU WANT TO GO ALONG WITH JIM’S CRAZY SCHEMES
WELL, YOU SORT OF DO ADMIT IT AT THE END
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing















